Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
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TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”
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What is da true meaning of ‘Study’ ???
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S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited tafreh
D. Dreaming
Y. Yawning

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When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness – Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.
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TEACHER: John, how do you spell “crocodile”?
JOHN : “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
JOHN : Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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MISSED CALL Means -
“M”Ost
“I”Nnovative
“S”Tylish
“S”Till
“E”Ffecti Ve
“D”Evice

“C”Onveying
“A”Pnapan
“L”Ove and
“L”Oneliness
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F..R..I..E..N..D

*Field of love*
*Root of joy*
*Island of God*
*End of sorrows*
*Name of hope*
*Door of understanding* (=

When a blonde working at the local Taco Bell was asked to put minimal lettuce on an order she replied, “I’m sorry, we only have iceberg.”
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What do you get when you put seven blondes in a freezer?
Frosted Flakes

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A blonde was driving down the highway when she read a sign saying, “Clean Restrooms Next 10 Miles.” She was really late for her appointment since there were 26 restrooms to clean.

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While waiting at a cross walk for the light to change, a blonde asked why the signal was buzzing. When she was told that it was to let blind people know when the light was red, she replied, “What in the world are blind people doing driving?”

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Did you hear about the blonde who called the county to have the Deer Crossing sign removed from her road? It seems that too many deer were being hit by cars.

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How do you know a blond has been in your office?

There is white-out on your computer screen.

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Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

They think their picture is being taken.

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Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?

It takes too long to re-train them.

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What do you call an eternity?

Four blondes at a four way stop.

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What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common?

You always hear about them but you never see them.

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Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one?

You have to hollow out the head.

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What did the blonde say when she opened the box of Cheerios?

“Oh, look, Daddy … doughnut seeds.”

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How do you get a twinkle in a blonde’s eye?

Shine a flashlight in her ear