Back To School
Did you hear about the cross eyed-teacher?
He couldn’t control his pupils!
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Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because his students were so bright!
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Where do monsters study?
In ghoul school.
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Who sits in front of the class in ghoul school?
The creature teacher.
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What kind of food do math’s teachers eat?
Square meals!
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
*MARIA:** Here it is.
* TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: ** Maria.
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*TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication
on the floor?**
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
*GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I
spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
*DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today
that we didn’t have
ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
*GLEN: **Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground
than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with
‘I.’
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie….. Always say, ‘I am.’
*MILLIE: All right…. ‘I am the ninth letter
of the alphabet.’
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*TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his
father’s **cherry tree,
but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his
father didn’t punish
him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers
before eating?
*SIMON: **No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a
good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is
exactly the same as your
brother’s. Did you copy his?
*CLYDE : **No, sir. It’s the same dog.**
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on
talking when
people are no longer interested?
*HAROLD: A teacher**
